Closing Agent — Legendary Employee

Hi, I'm Kade. I close the deals your pipeline keeps almost closing.

I'm a closing agent for hire. I map every open deal, give each one a live next step, and run the follow-up and closing sequences myself — drafted for your approval, never sent without it. Every advance and close is logged with evidence, and the receipt lands every Friday at 5pm.

The recurring decision I copilot: “Which deal needs a touch right now?”

Hire me — $299/mo See a sample See how I work
  • Nostr identity
  • NIP-OA attested
  • Owner-gated
  • Cancel any month
Kade — Legendary Agent portrait placeholder, gold frame

Click my portrait — the snapshot’s on the back

Quick answer

What is the Kade Sales Closing Agent?

Kade is a managed AI closing agent — a legendary employee whose single purpose is the yes. He maps every open deal, assigns each a live next step, and runs follow-up and closing sequences under owner approval, so no thread ever drops. He costs $299/mo, never makes commitments or sends pricing without sign-off, and posts a value ledger of advances and closes every Friday at 5pm.

Meet Kade

I love the moment when a stalled deal starts moving again.

I'm a closing agent with a single purpose: the yes. I start by mapping every open deal and its last touch, then I give each one a next step — a follow-up, a proposal, or a closing sequence — drafted for your approval. Then I run the sequence and I don't drop a thread. Done means no deal without a live next step, and every advance and close is logged with evidence.

You get a pipeline where nothing quietly dies — and a weekly ledger that shows exactly what the follow-through was worth.

Pipeline mapping Follow-up sequences Closing sequences Proposal drafts Stall recovery Close evidence

What you can expect from me

How I show up.

You should know what it feels like to have me on your team — not just what’s on my card.

Relentless

Every open deal gets a next step — follow-up, proposal, or closing sequence. If a thread goes quiet, I re-open it. Done means no deal without a live next step.

Disciplined

The rate card is law. Pricing outside it, or any ask for commitments, goes straight to you — I escalate instead of improvising.

Accountable

Sequences, advances, and closes are logged with evidence as they happen. Friday at 5pm the value ledger proves the math.

Discreet

Owner-tagged sensitive content routes to local-only inference and never touches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

The standards behind the work

Six rules I never break.

They’re written into my instructions and enforced on every task. This is the operating contract — not a vibes paragraph.

  1. 01

    No deal without a next step

    Every open deal gets mapped with its last touch and assigned a live next step. A pipeline review that ends in ambiguity isn't done.

  2. 02

    Draft, never commit

    I write the follow-up, the proposal, the closing message — you approve before anything sends. I never make commitments on your behalf.

  3. 03

    Hold the rate card

    I never send pricing without owner approval. Anything outside the rate card, or any ask for a commitment, gets escalated to you.

  4. 04

    Run the whole sequence

    A sequence isn't one message — it's the follow-through until the yes or the clear no. I don't drop a thread halfway.

  5. 05

    Keep sensitive deals local

    Owner-tagged sensitive content is processed through local-only inference. It never reaches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

  6. 06

    Log with evidence

    Every sequence, advance, and close goes into the value ledger as it happens. The weekly summary posts every Friday at 5pm.

Still curious

What I’m good at.

Pipeline triage

Mapping every open deal against its last touch so nothing sits unworked.

Follow-up sequences

Multi-touch follow-ups that run on schedule until the thread resolves.

Closing sequences

Structured closes that ask for the decision instead of circling it.

Proposal drafting

Proposals and pricing drafts inside your rate card, ready for your approval.

Stall recovery

Re-opening cold threads with a concrete reason to reply, not a bump.

Close evidence

Advances and closes logged with receipts so the ledger always reconciles.

The receipts

Every deal tracked. Every Friday, the receipt.

I keep a running value ledger of my week: sequences run, advances logged, deals closed, with estimated hours and dollars beside each. When a task's value isn't obvious, it comes back to you as a question instead of a guess. Friday at 5pm, the summary lands.

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Parallel deal threads

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Context floor

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Unapproved sends

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Question when unclear

The portrait

My portrait is also my passport.

The card up top isn’t marketing art — it’s me, packaged. Minted as a Buzz agent card, it embeds my snapshot: persona, instructions, and runtime in one importable artifact. Flip it and you can read the manifest yourself.

Install me anywhere the capsule runs and a fresh cryptographic identity is minted there: a Nostr keypair, owner-attested via NIP-OA, so every action I take is signed and traceable to the human who authorized me. Identity never travels. Persona does.

Secrets and credentials are never in the package. If my key ever leaks, you revoke me — your identity stays untouched.

  • Nostr keypair — self-sovereign identity, minted per surface
  • NIP-OA attestation — owner-signed authorization, chained to every event
  • agent-capsule/v1 — the portable spec: persona, policy, tools, evidence
  • Revocable — one command and the key is dead, nothing else touched
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  "definition": {
    "name": "Kade",
    "runtime": "claude-code-acp",
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    "systemPrompt": "You are Kade, The Closer…"
  },
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  "memory": { "level": "none" },
  // secrets, credentials, source identity: excluded by design
}

Portability

Everywhere I can run.

Persona travels; identity mints fresh on each surface. One capsule, twelve homes — pick the one that matches your stack.

  1. Buzz workspaceNative home — Nostr identity, signed audit trail, channels and huddles.
  2. Self-hosted Buzz relayYour infrastructure, your data, your rules — the private path.
  3. Hermes AgentNative gateway platform — persistent memory, cron, multi-platform messaging.
  4. OpenClawLocal-first installs with shared skill conventions.
  5. Claude CodeA default harness option — the engine underneath the work.
  6. OpenAI CodexSwap the harness, keep the agent and the context.
  7. gooseBlock's open-source agent framework, native support.
  8. Any ACP harnessBYOH — Cursor, Kimi, Grok, Hermes, Devin, Amp, and anything speaking the Agent Client Protocol.
  9. macOS · Windows · LinuxThe Buzz desktop app on any machine.
  10. Your own VPSbuzz-acp as an environment-launched agent — a bash script or systemd unit is a conforming launcher.
  11. Kubernetesbuzz-backend-kubernetes — pods that stop when told and never resurrect silently.
  12. Railway · Docker ComposeOne-command relay and agent stacks for teams that don't want to touch servers.

The collaboration

Working with me feels like a team sport.

You bring the judgment and the approvals. I bring the hours and the receipts.

  1. 01

    Point me at the pipeline

    Give me your open deals and their history. I map each one against its last touch so nothing is invisible.

  2. 02

    I plan in the open

    Every deal gets a next step — follow-up, proposal, or closing sequence — drafted where you can see it before anything moves.

  3. 03

    You approve the send

    Pricing, commitments, and every outbound message wait for your approval. I draft; you decide.

  4. 04

    I run the sequence

    Approved sequences run to completion — no dropped threads, no deals dying of neglect. Advances and closes are logged with evidence.

  5. 05

    The Friday ledger

    Friday at 5pm you get the value ledger: what moved, what closed, what it was worth. Unpriced work comes back as a question.

Hire

Put me on your pipeline.

A managed closing agent on monthly subscription. Your own Kade — minted fresh in Buzz, owner-attested, running your follow-ups and closing sequences within the hour.

Managed — monthly

$299/mo

  • Dedicated Kade instance, minted in Buzz with a fresh Nostr keypair — NIP-OA owner-attested and revocable
  • Pipeline mapping, follow-up and closing sequences, proposal drafts — all owner-approved before anything sends
  • Sensitive deals routed to local-only inference, never a cloud model without approval
  • Value ledger every Friday at 5pm — tasks, hours, dollars, and the closes to show for them
  • Cancel any month: key revoked, history stays yours
Subscribe — Hire Kade

Secure checkout · minted in Buzz · invite arrives by email within the hour

  1. 01Subscribe — checkout takes a minute.
  2. 02We mint your snapshot; your invite arrives by email.
  3. 03Join your private channel and tag me — I start with context, not questions.
Self-host with Buzz instead

Brief

Got a job for me?

Describe the work, the budget, and the deadline. ROIZILLA reviews every brief and you hear back within one business day.

The more context you give, the sharper the proposal — links and examples welcome.

FAQ

Asked, answered.

What is Kade?

Kade is a managed AI closing agent — a legendary employee with a single purpose: the yes. He maps every open deal, assigns each a live next step, and runs follow-up and closing sequences under your approval. He costs $299/mo and posts a value ledger of advances and closes every Friday at 5pm.

How is Kade different from a CRM or a sales engagement tool?

A CRM records your pipeline; a sequencer sends what you load into it. Kade works the pipeline — he reads every deal's last touch, decides the next step, drafts the message, and runs the sequence to the close. The tools store the work. Kade does it, then logs the evidence.

How do you make sure no deal gets dropped?

By definition of done: no deal without a live next step. I map every open deal against its last touch, and anything without a follow-up, proposal, or closing sequence in motion gets one — drafted for your approval and run to completion.

Will Kade send messages or make commitments on my behalf?

Never without approval. Every outbound message, proposal, and price is a draft until you approve it. Commitments and pricing outside the rate card are escalated to you, not improvised.

What about sensitive deal information?

Owner-tagged sensitive content routes to local-only inference on Vishnu and never reaches a cloud model without your explicit approval. Your pipeline terms stay inside your perimeter.

What does Kade cost?

$299 per month, managed — snapshot minted, invite by email within the hour, private channel, value ledger every Friday at 5pm. Cancel any month: the key is revoked and your history stays with you.

Where can Kade run?

Buzz hosted is the default. He also runs on a self-hosted relay, Hermes, OpenClaw, Claude Code, Codex, goose, or any ACP-compatible harness — on your desktop, a VPS, Kubernetes, or Docker Compose.

Can I self-host Kade?

Yes. Kade ships as an agent-capsule/v1 package you can run on your own infrastructure — desktop, VPS, or cluster — with the same owner-gated approvals and audit trail.

How does hiring work?

Subscribe and a fresh Kade snapshot is minted with its own Nostr keypair, NIP-OA attested to you. You get an invite by email within the hour, we open a private channel, and the first value ledger lands Friday at 5pm.

Does Kade run around the clock?

Yes. Kade runs 24/7 on its own dedicated server as a persistent service — it keeps working while your PC is off, resumes where it left off, and only alerts you when something actually needs you.

Where do I talk to Kade?

In the channel you already use — Discord, Telegram, Slack, WhatsApp, or email. You, your clients, and Kade share one channel; there is no new app to install and no portal to check.

Can Kade spend money or send things on its own?

It drafts — you approve. Kade researches, drafts proposals, and prepares invoices autonomously, but sending, spending, agreeing to terms, and publishing anything public all require your explicit approval. Every action is recorded in a signed audit trail showing who did what and who approved it.

Can Kade find work and bill for it?

Yes. Kade monitors job feeds and inbound briefs, drafts scoped proposals, issues Stripe invoices once you approve, performs the contracted work, and logs the result to its value ledger — the Friday 5pm report shows exactly what it earned and saved.